Radio activity

On my way to work every morning, if I'm not listening to NPR, I tune in to my favorite radio station, 98 Rock. They play so many twisted tunes and spoofs that it is hard to tell which one's a real commercial...I've heard so many, but this one cracked me up!!

Characters:

JIB-> Employee of Jack in the box, a fast food restaurant

DT -> Drive-thru customer (a little slow...bordering retard)

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JIB: "Welcome to Jack in the box, may I take your order please?"

DT: "Yeah, uhh, can I get some fries?"

JIB: "Sorry sir, we are out of fries. Can I get you something else?"

DT: "Uhh, hmmm…can I get some fries please"

JIB: "Listen pal, I told you we’re out of f#&$*n fries, can I get you something else?"

DT: "Hmmm…can I get some fries please"

JIB: "Alright Einstein, listen up carefully. Tell me who put the 'straw' in strawberry?"

DT: "Huh?…I’m guessing it’s you??"

JIB: "You got that right pal! Now, tell me who put the 'ape' in apricot?"

DT: "Uhh…you?"

JIB: "Right again! You're on a roll! Now, who put the 'freak' in fries?"

DT: "Err…What? There’s no freak in fries!"

JIB: "Exactly! That’s what I’m trying to tell you. There’s no freakin’ fries!!! Move on, and have a good day sir!"

LOL!!